Elspeth the Enchantress
Title: Elspeth the Enchantress
Author: Whipstitch
Once upon a time in a
land called Innish,
there lived a young
maiden named
Elspeth. She wasn't
pretty but she was
very clever. But of
course that didn't
matter because
handsome princes
only go after the
pretty girls so she
was left to her own
devices and that was
rather good.
Elspeth was very adept at making spells ~~ really nasty spells so she got her revenge on all the princes, dukes, and knights that snubbed her by turning them into a variety of reptiles and rodents.
Frankly, I think she was pretty nice about it. I would've turned them into something a lot more nasty. Like a toilet. Or a lawyer. Anyway, one day she fell in love with a valiant warrior named Elric who was rather average looking himself, but still a man so of course all he looked at on Elspeth was the size of her bosom, which alas, was rather small.
However, Elspeth was not to be looked over this time. She cast a spell that turned the ignorant warrior into a woman and then Elric saw the error of his (her) ways. They lived happily ever after.
The End.
