U:VII:Water on the Cat

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Title: Water on the Cat

Author: Mowze


(This text is a humorous diatribe, and should be taken as nothing more than such. Any of the following activities should only be performed when water is abundant enough to be in surplus. Droughts are serious business, and this work is in no way designed to indicate otherwise. -- The editor)

The using of a bucket to draw water from a well takes nothing more than common sense, however UPON what to use the water is often a more difficult question to answer. Cats are, of course, my personal favorite objects of such torture. But, thy friends will usually do quite nicely, providing they have no form of retaliation and are not quick to anger. Children are a little less choice, though considerably more deserving, for their parents DO often anger quickly when their offspring is threatened.



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