BNN:Audio-Day 69
Crisis in Britannia
Day 69
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[Intro Music]
Matthew the Bard:
Crisis in Britannia, Day 69.
I'm Matthew the Bard and you're listening to Britannia Network News.
In the headlines today:
During lulls in coordinating the battle at Trinsic, Sir Geoffrey and Shamino continue their search for the abducted Lord British near the city of Yew. Large numbers of orcs and mongbats however continue to harass the search part. The interim council has issued a writ calling for warriors to help clear the area of the raiding parties and to assist them in a faster search. More news after these words.
Male voice:
Tired of undead crashing your picnic? Can't seem to keep the liche lords out of the potato salad? We may have just the solution for you.
Another male voice:
Honey, there's another zombie in our picnic basket.
[Zombie wail]
Young male voice:
Oooh, he's exfoliating all over our beef ribs.
Female voice:
Don't worry kids. I brought Undead-Away!
[Sound of pump spray misting]
[Zombie groan]
Young male voice:
Yeah!
Another male voice:
Aren't mothers great?
Male voice:
With almost ten times more nightshade than the leading competitor and harnessing the ancient powers of Ponturi, Ayulie's Undead-Away will keep your picnics a lively affair. Ayulie's Undead-Away now in fresh pine or regular, available at your local alchemist.
Matthew the Bard:
Welcome back to BNN. In the rest of the news, Trinsic City Council in exile has issued a plea to its champion Dupre. The plea begs Dupre to speed his efforts and return the City of Honor to its former glory. Dupre has been leading the effort to free Trinsic from the undead invaders. Messengers have been dispatched from Britain to deliver the council's plea to Dupre at his encampment. In full contact cribbage action last night, the notorious Rodney defeated Clancy of Cove by a score of three games to two. In the final hand of the deciding match, Rodney counted fifteen two, fifteen four, a pair for six, a pair for eight, corp por one and vas flam one to peg out three points ahead of the late Clancy. And that's the news for today.
I'm Matthew the Bard and you've been listening to BNN.
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