GLRP E&H Partisans of Chaos: Bob's Book
Title: Bob's Book
Author: Bob
For Bob's Eyes Only
Bob worked hard today, found mouse carrying cheese from kitchen, ate cheese for dinner and sent mouse back to get more. Mousie not come back, Bob is sad. Went to polish cannons again. They shiny, because Bob work hard. hard working Bob, keep cannon shiny to blow up invader into five thousand pieces. Bob thinks Fred can't count to five thousand, only because Bob can't.
Bob bumped in Sarah today. Sarah dropped het cookies, got angry and made Bob clean up. Bob just ate cookies, and invited Mousie to join him. Mousie didn't come, hooray for Bob!
Bob cleaned cannons again today, saw big man looking towards Graveyard. Bob asked if we should fire cannona ate graveyard, but man say should fire east. I look to east, saw nothing dangerous in town. Bob confused.
Bob ask magic people out in town to help him again, Bob hates feeblemins curse. They say its a permanent curse, and can't reverse. Bob sad. They bought Bob Pie. Bob go cry again next week.
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