GLRP E&H Jollier Fairground Books: Experiments and Observarions

Title: Experiments and Observarions

Author: Professor Lum

Question One:
Does chewing raw garlic neutralize mouth odor?

Procedure:
Ate 2 cloves of freshly chopped garlic. Spoke briefly with my assistant, Helga. After she came to, she asked for water.

Conclusion:
Garlic breath makes people thirsty.

Question Two:
Can frogs be used as a cure for warts?

Procedure:
Hold one toad in each hand for one cycle of the hourglass.

Conclusion:
After following this proceedure for a series of five days, I have noticed that the callouses on my hands are much softer than the new warts that have developed over them. Unlike snake venom, using the natural juices of a frog to cure the warts they cause is not possible.

Question Three:
Is the grainy texture of sugar good as a tooth powder?

Procedure:
Wet finger. Apply sugar. Rub over teeth.

Conclusion:
After following this regiment for a period of seven days, I have noted that my teeth are somewhat darker and black spots are appearing. It would be my conclucion that sugar created mildew on teeth and this method is not recommended.

Question Four:
Can dried nightshade and sulphurous ash be combined to create an everlasting light source?

Proceedure:
Carefully dry three stems of nightshade. Crush three sulphurous ash in mortar. Crumble in nightshade. Mix.

-note from the widow Luma

The conclusion of this experiment is NO! You cannot combine nightshade and ash! You will blow yourself to bits and make your wife a widow, leaving her to raise five children on the measly savings you left to them.

I hope you are proud of yourself, Cleave. You have ruined my life with your miserable science experiements. You boob!

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