The Origin of Magic
Title: The Origin of Magic
Author: Crazy Old Hermit
Well i guess you
want ta hear bout the
origin of magic do ya,
well it goes something
like this. i used to live
around trinsic in a
house and one day i
wanted to make a soup,
so i went out to gather
ingredients, these
were :
Sulfurous ash,
Garlic,
Mandrake root,
Ginseng,
Spider's silk,
Black pearl,
Nightshade,
Bloodmoss,
i also had Bat wing, Blackmoor, Dead wood, Serpent's Scale, daemon bone, bone, and some other
things tha i found
in my closet, but any
way.
i went home and i
made my soup, and
you would not beleive
the smell that stuff
made, i thought it
could offend a god.
and just then OSI
showed up
complaining about the
air pollution. well me
and ole OSI talked
about it and decided to
put powerful energy
into the ingredients of
my soup that would
make it too dangerous
to ever make a soup of
them again, so with a
snap of OSI's hand it
was so and he was
gone, but ya see my
soup was already
made and then it came
under this new law
making it very
dangerous (i need to
add that my house
was on a nexus of
power) and so my
soup exploded.
sending the powerful energy from the
nexus everywhere, so
now my house is
nothing but some old
ruins near trinsic,
anyway this great
energy that was
released was
absorbed by the
planet, and i
discovered that my
soup ingredients could
access this power and
do some amazing
things, i shared my
discovery with the
Lycaeum and those
damn monks took all
the credit, that is the
Real origin of magic.
(by the way i have
forgotten my name, i
wrote it in ole britty's address book so i
wouldn't forget, but a
damn mongbat stole it,
and now britty's
mad at me and i
forgot my name, if
you find it tell me.)
