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Title: Elements
Author: Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom
NITROGEN
Nitrogen makes up most
of Sosaria's atmosphere.
It is a colorless, odorless,
tasteless, and mostly
inert gas at standard
conditions. Liquid
nitrogen is wicked fun to
play with... if one can
survive the blistering pain
and loss of digits.
MAGNESIUM
Magnesium is found in
seawater and dirt... and
in the stars! Its crystals
dissolve in water, creating
bubbles. However, it has a
bitter taste. A fire
involving magnesium can't
be put out with water,
as that would make the
fire worse. Instead, it
should be extinguished
with sand. Burning
magnesium produces a
very bright light. Too
bright, it is said, to be a
useful light source, as it
makes everything around
it looked bleached out.
UNOBTANIUM
Unobtanium is a wonder
element, long sought by
the scientific community.
Many say it doesn't exist,
but this author has
discovered how to isolate
it. It can be easily and
plentifully produced, for
pennies. I consider this
my gift to all humanity
and impart it for the
first time here, to you
my loyal readers, as I
feel my long life drawing
to a peaceful close.
[the rest of this very long book has been completely destroyed]
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