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| − | '''Author: Cpt. Piddlewash''' | + | '''Author: Cpt. Piddlewash''' |
| − | + | <br>In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well. | |
| − | In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well. | + | |
Uncommon Crabs | Uncommon Crabs | ||
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Some say the apple crab be so named because it makes a good cider. To this, I say yuck! | Some say the apple crab be so named because it makes a good cider. To this, I say yuck! | ||
| − | + | <br>Blue Crab: | |
| − | Blue Crab: | + | |
The blue crab can be identified by the fact that they be blue on the bottom. | The blue crab can be identified by the fact that they be blue on the bottom. | ||
| − | + | <br>Dungeoness Crab: | |
| − | Dungeoness Crab: | + | |
The dungeoness crab was so named because 'twas first discovered in a dungeon, later it was discovered they could be found anywhere. | The dungeoness crab was so named because 'twas first discovered in a dungeon, later it was discovered they could be found anywhere. | ||
| − | + | <br>King Crab: | |
| − | King Crab: | + | |
The Order is not sure who made this rascal king, but we recon it took some fast talkin'. | The Order is not sure who made this rascal king, but we recon it took some fast talkin'. | ||
| − | + | <br>Rock Crab: | |
| − | Rock Crab: | + | |
The rock crab be uncommon mostly because they often get stepped on by accident. | The rock crab be uncommon mostly because they often get stepped on by accident. | ||
| − | + | <br>Snow Crab: | |
| − | Snow Crab: | + | |
Contrary to popular belief, the snow crab is not found in snow. They be found in water with the rest o' the crabs. | Contrary to popular belief, the snow crab is not found in snow. They be found in water with the rest o' the crabs. | ||
| − | + | <br>Uncommon Lobsters | |
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Crusty Lobster: | Crusty Lobster: | ||
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Juka like to use the shell o' this lobster for pie crust. | Juka like to use the shell o' this lobster for pie crust. | ||
| − | + | <br>Fred Lobster: | |
| − | Fred Lobster: | + | |
On occasion I be wonderin' to meself, who is Fred? and how did he get to name a lobster? | On occasion I be wonderin' to meself, who is Fred? and how did he get to name a lobster? | ||
| − | + | <br>Hummer Lobster: | |
| − | Hummer Lobster: | + | |
Some sailors say they can hear the hum of a hummer lobster. But I don't be seein' 'em catch more than anyone else. | Some sailors say they can hear the hum of a hummer lobster. But I don't be seein' 'em catch more than anyone else. | ||
| − | + | <br>Rock Lobster: | |
| − | Rock Lobster: | + | |
The rock lobster be uncommon mostly because they often get st... Wait, I think I used that one already. | The rock lobster be uncommon mostly because they often get st... Wait, I think I used that one already. | ||
| − | + | <br>Shovel-nose Lobster: | |
| − | Shovel-nose Lobster: | + | |
The shovel-nose lobster has a flat, shovel like nose that it uses to dig into the sand and hide. | The shovel-nose lobster has a flat, shovel like nose that it uses to dig into the sand and hide. | ||
| + | <br>Spiny Lobster: | ||
| − | Spiny | + | Spiny lobsters be hard on traps, sometimes when they try to get in a trap they tear it to pieces. |
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Latest revision as of 04:01, 23 July 2011
Title: Uncommon Crustaceans
Author: Cpt. Piddlewash
In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well.
Uncommon Crabs
Apple Crab:
Some say the apple crab be so named because it makes a good cider. To this, I say yuck!
Blue Crab:
The blue crab can be identified by the fact that they be blue on the bottom.
Dungeoness Crab:
The dungeoness crab was so named because 'twas first discovered in a dungeon, later it was discovered they could be found anywhere.
King Crab:
The Order is not sure who made this rascal king, but we recon it took some fast talkin'.
Rock Crab:
The rock crab be uncommon mostly because they often get stepped on by accident.
Snow Crab:
Contrary to popular belief, the snow crab is not found in snow. They be found in water with the rest o' the crabs.
Uncommon Lobsters
Crusty Lobster:
Juka like to use the shell o' this lobster for pie crust.
Fred Lobster:
On occasion I be wonderin' to meself, who is Fred? and how did he get to name a lobster?
Hummer Lobster:
Some sailors say they can hear the hum of a hummer lobster. But I don't be seein' 'em catch more than anyone else.
Rock Lobster:
The rock lobster be uncommon mostly because they often get st... Wait, I think I used that one already.
Shovel-nose Lobster:
The shovel-nose lobster has a flat, shovel like nose that it uses to dig into the sand and hide.
Spiny Lobster:
Spiny lobsters be hard on traps, sometimes when they try to get in a trap they tear it to pieces.
