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| − | '''Author: Cpt. Piddlewash''' | + | '''Author: Cpt. Piddlewash''' |
| + | <br>In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well. | ||
| − | + | <br>Amberjack: | |
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| − | Amberjack: | + | |
One o’ these days I’m going ta hang up me fishin’ pole and start me own brewery, and I’m going to name me brew amberjack. | One o’ these days I’m going ta hang up me fishin’ pole and start me own brewery, and I’m going to name me brew amberjack. | ||
| − | + | <br>Black sea bass: | |
| − | Black sea bass: | + | |
The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn’ me what named it. | The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn’ me what named it. | ||
| − | + | <br>Blue grouper: | |
| − | Blue grouper: | + | |
These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish cause they ain’t actually blue. This be thar natural defense. | These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish cause they ain’t actually blue. This be thar natural defense. | ||
| − | + | <br>Bluefish: | |
| − | Bluefish: | + | |
If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus’ remember the big blue spot on their fin that Iooks like a ship. | If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus’ remember the big blue spot on their fin that Iooks like a ship. | ||
| − | + | <br>Bonefish: | |
| − | Bonefish: | + | |
This fish be havin lots o’ bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn’t even move! | This fish be havin lots o’ bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn’t even move! | ||
| − | + | <br>Bonito: | |
| − | Bonito: | + | |
Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno. | Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno. | ||
| − | + | <br>Cape cod: | |
| − | Cape cod: | + | |
This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o the sea. | This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o the sea. | ||
| − | + | <br>Captain snook: | |
| − | Captain snook: | + | |
Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap’n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap’n Snook, this be no Cap’n Snook. | Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap’n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap’n Snook, this be no Cap’n Snook. | ||
| − | + | <br>Cobia: | |
| − | Cobia: | + | |
Best to not be confusin’ the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o’ bait. | Best to not be confusin’ the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o’ bait. | ||
| − | + | <br>Gray snapper: | |
| − | Gray snapper: | + | |
Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper. | Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper. | ||
| − | + | <br>Haddock: | |
| − | Haddock: | + | |
When tha’ wind’s in yar hair, the salt’s on yar lips and yar hook’s wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar. | When tha’ wind’s in yar hair, the salt’s on yar lips and yar hook’s wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar. | ||
| − | + | <br>Mahi mahi: | |
| − | Mahi mahi: | + | |
They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular. | They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular. | ||
| − | + | <br>Red drum: | |
| − | Red drum: | + | |
The red drum is thus named because o’ the sound it makes when you thump it on the head. | The red drum is thus named because o’ the sound it makes when you thump it on the head. | ||
| − | + | <br>Red grouper: | |
| − | Red grouper: | + | |
Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o’ Madam Beamy’s hot sauce. | Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o’ Madam Beamy’s hot sauce. | ||
| − | + | <br>Red Snook: | |
| − | Red Snook: | + | |
This fish be found anywhere the rest o the fish in this handbook be found. | This fish be found anywhere the rest o the fish in this handbook be found. | ||
| − | + | <br>Shad: | |
| − | Shad: | + | |
The shad be one o’ me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish. | The shad be one o’ me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish. | ||
| − | + | <br>Tarpon: | |
| − | Tarpon: | + | |
This fella once told me the word ‘Tarpon’ be derived from the word "Tarpaulin’, but I’s pretty sure he was insane. | This fella once told me the word ‘Tarpon’ be derived from the word "Tarpaulin’, but I’s pretty sure he was insane. | ||
| + | <br>Yellowfin tuna: | ||
| − | + | The best thing about tuna is that it tastes like chicken that was eaten by a fish. | |
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Back to [[Order of the Dragonfish Handbook|Order of the Dragonfish Handbooks]] | Back to [[Order of the Dragonfish Handbook|Order of the Dragonfish Handbooks]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Multi-shard_books]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:00, 23 July 2011
Title: Uncommon Sea Fish
Author: Cpt. Piddlewash
In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well.
Amberjack:
One o’ these days I’m going ta hang up me fishin’ pole and start me own brewery, and I’m going to name me brew amberjack.
Black sea bass:
The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn’ me what named it.
Blue grouper:
These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish cause they ain’t actually blue. This be thar natural defense.
Bluefish:
If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus’ remember the big blue spot on their fin that Iooks like a ship.
Bonefish:
This fish be havin lots o’ bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn’t even move!
Bonito:
Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno.
Cape cod:
This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o the sea.
Captain snook:
Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap’n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap’n Snook, this be no Cap’n Snook.
Cobia:
Best to not be confusin’ the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o’ bait.
Gray snapper:
Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper.
Haddock:
When tha’ wind’s in yar hair, the salt’s on yar lips and yar hook’s wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar.
Mahi mahi:
They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular.
Red drum:
The red drum is thus named because o’ the sound it makes when you thump it on the head.
Red grouper:
Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o’ Madam Beamy’s hot sauce.
Red Snook:
This fish be found anywhere the rest o the fish in this handbook be found.
Shad:
The shad be one o’ me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish.
Tarpon:
This fella once told me the word ‘Tarpon’ be derived from the word "Tarpaulin’, but I’s pretty sure he was insane.
Yellowfin tuna:
The best thing about tuna is that it tastes like chicken that was eaten by a fish.
