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<br>In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well.
  
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<br>Amberjack:
  
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One o’ these days I’m going ta hang up me fishin’ pole and start me own brewery, and I’m going to name me brew amberjack.
  
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<br>Black sea bass:
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The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn’ me what named it.
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<br>Blue grouper:
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These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish cause they ain’t actually blue. This be thar natural defense.
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<br>Bluefish:
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If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus’ remember the big blue spot on their fin that Iooks like a ship.
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<br>Bonefish:
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This fish be havin lots o’ bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn’t even move!
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<br>Bonito:
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Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno.
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<br>Cape cod:
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This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o the sea.
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<br>Captain snook:
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Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap’n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap’n Snook, this be no Cap’n Snook.
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<br>Cobia:
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Best to not be confusin’ the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o’ bait.
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<br>Gray snapper:
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Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper.
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<br>Haddock:
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When tha’ wind’s in yar hair, the salt’s on yar lips and yar hook’s wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar.
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<br>Mahi mahi:
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They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular.
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<br>Red drum:
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The red drum is thus named because o’ the sound it makes when you thump it on the head.
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<br>Red grouper:
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Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o’ Madam Beamy’s hot sauce.
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<br>Red Snook:
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This fish be found anywhere the rest o the fish in this handbook be found.
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<br>Shad:
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The shad be one o’ me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish.
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<br>Tarpon:
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This fella once told me the word ‘Tarpon’ be derived from the word "Tarpaulin’, but I’s pretty sure he was insane.
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<br>Yellowfin tuna:
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The best thing about tuna is that it tastes like chicken that was eaten by a fish.
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Latest revision as of 04:00, 23 July 2011

Title: Uncommon Sea Fish

Author: Cpt. Piddlewash


In thee sacred trust I be bestowin’ our knowledge. Ne’er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o’ Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o’ the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o’ the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well.


Amberjack:

One o’ these days I’m going ta hang up me fishin’ pole and start me own brewery, and I’m going to name me brew amberjack.


Black sea bass:

The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn’ me what named it.


Blue grouper:

These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish cause they ain’t actually blue. This be thar natural defense.


Bluefish:

If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus’ remember the big blue spot on their fin that Iooks like a ship.


Bonefish:

This fish be havin lots o’ bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn’t even move!


Bonito:

Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno.


Cape cod:

This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o the sea.


Captain snook:

Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap’n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap’n Snook, this be no Cap’n Snook.


Cobia:

Best to not be confusin’ the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o’ bait.


Gray snapper:

Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper.


Haddock:

When tha’ wind’s in yar hair, the salt’s on yar lips and yar hook’s wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar.


Mahi mahi:

They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular.


Red drum:

The red drum is thus named because o’ the sound it makes when you thump it on the head.


Red grouper:

Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o’ Madam Beamy’s hot sauce.


Red Snook:

This fish be found anywhere the rest o the fish in this handbook be found.


Shad:

The shad be one o’ me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish.


Tarpon:

This fella once told me the word ‘Tarpon’ be derived from the word "Tarpaulin’, but I’s pretty sure he was insane.


Yellowfin tuna:

The best thing about tuna is that it tastes like chicken that was eaten by a fish.


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