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'''Title: OUTRAGE IN JHELOM'''

'''Author: Staff Reports'''

<br>
Lord Kendal�s diplomatic
visit to Jhelom did not
begin auspiciously. Kendal
told his welcoming
delegation, �I didn�t
come here for my health.
I can think of other ways
of enjoying myself.� He
then asked, �Aren�t
most of you descended
from pirates?�

On a tour of the city,
Kendal shared more of
his thoughts:

* Of the library:
�Jhelom has a library?
Whatever for?�

* Of the performing
arts center: �It�s a
vast waste of space.�

* On meeting a
Britain-born Jhelom
woman: �You can�t have
been here too long, you
still look like a woman.�

* On visiting Jhelom�s
graveyard, �I guess not
ALL your warriors do so
well.�

* Of the tropical
northwestern Jhelom
island: �This is what I
thought the entire town
would look like.�

Kendal did show some
sympathy for his hosts.
�We have that problem
in Britain too,� he said
of Jhelom�s protestors.
�The peasants were
saying they wanted more
leisure time. Now they�re

complaining they�re
unemployed.�

It is a mystery how
Kendal came to be chosen
for the mission,
particularly in light of his
comment at a Merchants�
Guild meeting last year:
�People think there�s a
rigid class system in
Britain, but dukes have
been known to marry
whores. Some have even
married girls from
Jhelom.�

Lord Kendal is expected
to offer his apologies
this evening, at a meeting
with Jhelom�s military
leadership.
<br>

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 his thoughts:
-* Of the library:
+<nowiki>*</nowiki> Of the library:<br>
-"Jhelom has a library?
+"Jhelom has a library? Whatever for?"
 Whatever for?"
-* Of the performing
+<nowiki>*</nowiki> Of the performing
-arts center: "It's a
+arts center: <br>"It's a
 vast waste of space."
-* On meeting a
+<nowiki>*</nowiki> On meeting a
 Britain-born Jhelom
-woman: "You can't have
+woman: <br>"You can't have
 been here too long, you
 still look like a woman."
-* On visiting Jhelom's
+<nowiki>*</nowiki> On visiting Jhelom's
-graveyard, "I guess not
+graveyard, <br>"I guess not
 ALL your warriors do so
 well."
-* Of the tropical
+<nowiki>*</nowiki> Of the tropical
 northwestern Jhelom
-island: "This is what I
+island: <br>"This is what I
 thought the entire town
 would look like."

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@@ Line 4: / Line 4: @@
 <br>
-Lord Kendal�s diplomatic
+Lord Kendal's diplomatic
 visit to Jhelom did not
 begin auspiciously. Kendal
 told his welcoming
-delegation, �I didn�t
+delegation, "I didn't
 come here for my health.
 I can think of other ways
-of enjoying myself.� He
+of enjoying myself." He
-then asked, �Aren�t
+then asked, "Aren't
 most of you descended
-from pirates?�
+from pirates?"
 On a tour of the city,
@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 * Of the library:
-�Jhelom has a library?
+"Jhelom has a library?
-Whatever for?�
+Whatever for?"
 * Of the performing
-arts center: �It�s a
+arts center: "It's a
-vast waste of space.�
+vast waste of space."
 * On meeting a
 Britain-born Jhelom
-woman: �You can�t have
+woman: "You can't have
 been here too long, you
-still look like a woman.�
+still look like a woman."
-* On visiting Jhelom�s
+* On visiting Jhelom's
-graveyard, �I guess not
+graveyard, "I guess not
 ALL your warriors do so
-well.�
+well."
 * Of the tropical
 northwestern Jhelom
-island: �This is what I
+island: "This is what I
 thought the entire town
-would look like.�
+would look like."
 Kendal did show some
 sympathy for his hosts.
-�We have that problem
+"We have that problem
-in Britain too,� he said
+in Britain too," he said
-of Jhelom�s protestors.
+of Jhelom's protestors.
-�The peasants were
+"The peasants were
 saying they wanted more
-leisure time. Now they�re
+leisure time. Now they're
+complaining they're
+unemployed."
-complaining they�re
-unemployed.�
 It is a mystery how
@@ Line 62: / Line 60: @@
 for the mission,
 particularly in light of his
-comment at a Merchants�
+comment at a Merchants'
 Guild meeting last year:
-�People think there�s a
+"People think there's a
 rigid class system in
 Britain, but dukes have
@@ Line 70: / Line 68: @@
 whores. Some have even
 married girls from
-Jhelom.�
+Jhelom."
 Lord Kendal is expected
 to offer his apologies
 this evening, at a meeting
-with Jhelom�s military
+with Jhelom's military
 leadership.
 <br>

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